IT’S FINALLY HERE!! You can order $20,000 Under the Sea on ebook or paperback here!
In case you’ve been counting, it’s now been almost two full years since I finished the original draft for $20,000 Under the Sea. The journey has been fun-filled and exhausting–and a lot more ultimately went into this book than my previous ones. Thank you to everyone who has been on this journey with me so far. I hope you enjoy!
We’ve hit a slight technical snag, and it’s looking like the paperback release of $20,000 Under the Sea is going to be pushed back to July 7. Apologies to those who were looking forward to this Friday. No changes if you are an ebook reader, though, and if that’s you, you can find the book here!
Exciting news! $20,000 Under the Sea is now available for preorder, and will be available in print and ebook formats from Amazon 7/4*! Find it here!
“Four misfits–a haunted celebrity pilot, a disgraced and vengeful heiress, a bumbling agent of a sinister cult, and a very lucky nobody–board an ocean liner in April of 1920, planning for a short jaunt and a high-stakes poker game. But none of them realize that what awaits them in the Atlantic is a harrowing adventure from the bottom of the sea to the Panama Canal. Evading government agents and an eldritch messiah and fleeing their personal demons, these four may soon have to face the truth: They aren’t the selves they thought they were, and now they have caught the attention of dangerous powers worldwide–and beyond.
And beneath it all, the question hangs like a submarine in turbulent water: How much does escape really cost?“
*I’m hoping to launch print via non-Amazon channels as well, for a variety of reasons. If you are dedicated to the anti-Bezos bit and want to purchase a physical copy, stay tuned!
The other day I made the mistake of visiting FextraLife’s Elden Ring lore speculation page, only to recoil, wailing, from the bilingual Time Cube that resides therein. While I try to refrain creating content based primarily on being mean to people, there are only so many claims like “House Hoslow is descended from the Nox because their armor has silver in it” that I can read before I push my fingers so far into my temples that brain pulp begins extruding from my nose.
While it wasn’t surprising, I was pleased to find that Shadow of the Erdtree added substantially to the Elden Ring analytical picture. I hope to write a more substantial post about it, ideally something between the structure of my previous Elden Ring post and the Dark Noon series. It’ll involve fingers, Jesus, and really disgusting jars. But this is not that post. This is mainly to remind/assure you all that I’m alive and that all of the previously in-progress efforts are in the same, slow, grinding motion they’ve been in for months. Beta reading for $20,000 Under the Sea is coming to a close. I’ve found a real editor to take a look at it, so that’s still ongoing, still with a projected release date of this year (I’m looking at 12/20 at this point). And of course, all the Rale-universe work (“The Apiarist”, the Crossroads sequel) is still going. You can, of course, still find updates here. On my website.
Top Image: Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree promotional image
Happy 4th to my U.S. readers! And of course, for the remaining, (M.) Bison among you, happy Tuesday. I wanted to pass along a quick update that Three and Two and Two is on sale during the month of July on Smashwords. Head over there if you are so inclined, and you can pick up the ebook for only $2.49!
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Or rather, I will be putting out a steady stream of shorter form content on Instagram. This will, of course, not replace the blog, but if life in photos and short video is your preferred format, by all means, check it out!
A review of Kameron Hurley’s Meet Me in the Future.
As may be obvious from the shifts in my content, I’ve been reading a lot lately. I’m writing on a daily basis, reading has proved a workable ritual for lubricating the process, and besides, I felt it was finally time to do something about the endless parade of interactions with friends and family wherein we agree, amidst enthusiastic exhortation, to consume media we never really intend to touch. The last two–Labyrinths and Shantaram–were for that purpose. Kameron Hurley’s Meet Me in the Future was too, but it was a more modern sort of enjoyment. It’s neither the middlebrow literary or high-concept philosophy of the prior two, but it’s not not a thinky book. Nominally, it’s sci-fi. Truly, it’s well within the realm of speculative fiction, but how well any of the stories conform to the expectations of their genre varies with, apparently, Hurley’s mood.
I’ll say before the grit of it that I very much admire Kameron Hurley. Her work is generally well-executed, extremely unique, uncomfortable in cool ways. Also there’s just something vicariously cathartic about an author whose (professional) social media presence is mostly cooking and gardening. If only I could so grossly and incandescently not give a fuck. Prior to this point I had read about half of the Worldbreaker Saga, and Meet Me in the Future mostly delivered on my expectations for both enjoyment and heightened difference.
One of Hurley’s specialties, on full display here, is a particular brand of lexical worldbuilding. She presents you with a situation in a strange setting, hints that none of the words she’s using to describe it mean what they should mean in everyday English, then lets it run. This works awesomely in character-focused narratives, and the book comes out swinging with it in the first story, “Elephants and Corpses”, about a mercenary who uses lost tech to transplant his consciousness into corpses, hopping from body to body in an odd impression of ersatz immortality. That story is one of the book’s best, which isn’t meant to be a dig at the rest, but I do recommend it as a starting point. Beyond it, the book’s undercurrents start becoming less undercurrent and more the point.
Hurley, for those unfamiliar, is an opinionated writer, and this is an opinionated book. That is by no means a bad thing–her opinions are well worth the illumination–but most would appreciate knowing their coffee is black before the first lidded sip. I find it productive to think of it as a contrarian impulse, a starting point of a world where our social and biological preconceptions don’t apply, whether that means the four-gendered social structure of the bayou-punk “The Plague Givers”, the flip-flopped male-female predispositions in “The Women of Our Occupation”, or the simple-but-obvious question of how gender works for a person who regularly swaps out their body.
Again, nominally sci-fi, but practically, I found that the stories fall into a few categories. The first is, well, actually sci-fi, where Hurley minds her responsibilities as a sci-fi author and explores not only a premise but also its implications (e.g. “The Sinners and the Sea”, “Warped Passages”). Another is a sort of weird fantasy, where the story is more character-focused and the speculative elements serve more to disrupt your prejudices than explore anything intrinsic to themselves (e.g. “Elephants and Corpses”, “The Plague Givers”).
The last category I tracked–not valueless but weaker for me personally–is a class of story that presents a speculative premise alongside a bucket of exposition and…leaves it at that. For some, I was able to take it for what it was, as in “When We Fall”, but for the weightier examples of this category (e.g. “The Women of Our Occupation”), I tended to find myself more distracted by the questions the story did not answer than taken by the ground it covered.
All this said, even the least palatable of these stories is well worth reading, but on a more personal note, I did take note of a particular phrase on the back cover before I opened the book:
“It’s weirder–and far more hopeful–than you could ever imagine.”
As someone who worries often that my work is too somber for a wide audience, I have to laugh. I don’t anticipate–and I mean this kindly–that that description will ring true for you. These stories are in fact quite depressing. But I’ve long held that staring into the abyss helps us remember the value of the Fire. Drink your coffee black, I suppose, and wake up.
Sorry to those who have been checking day over day for the next thing. There are several next things forthcoming, including more Whom Emperors Have Served and some more review material (I’ve jumped back into the Borges pool recently and am glad I did). But transcription and editing are taking a long while (alongside editing for the Crossroads book), so the wait will be a small bit longer.
Thank you to all of you who have purchased or otherwise acquired my book! I appreciate you very much, and I hope your fortunes are or continue to be favorable.
In a way, publishing my work has been very exciting, if finicky and social media-y. I’m out there in the world, readable in a format that people will actually approach. By this, I don’t mean you. You’re better than people–you read my website. I am rather referring to the sort who react to my declaration that I have written a thing with a squint, a frown, and an apologetic “oh, it’s online? I don’t really read things on the internet…”
But that’s okay.
On the off chance you moonlight as one of these people, my book, Promises for a Worse Tomorrow, which, yes, I will be mentioning in every post I make for at least the next month, sorry, is going to be free on Amazon this weekend, 3/31 to 4/2. If you were interested but put off by the cost, think that all written material should be free (which I’m with you on, but I have bills to pay, so throw me a bone), or just feel like doing me a favor at minimal cost to you, go pick it up!
However, that does not mean that the delights featured here on mY wEbSiTe will be going away. Pre-editing chapters for Whom Emperors Have Served and Crossroads Book 2 will continue going up, the former hopefully sooner rather than later. In the meantime, thanks for reading. I continue to appreciate all of you.
If you’ve been paying attention to the archive lately, you will notice that I’ve hidden a few posts. This is because the post-editing versions of those posts are now published, to various air horns, bursts of confetti, and other inexpensive trappings of celebration.
(There is a paperback version in the works as well, though it won’t be up for at least another week)
It is free on Kindle Unlimited and includes some stories you’ve seen here before and a few you haven’t. All told, I’m fairly proud of them, and I would be overjoyed if any of you took a look!
Looking ahead, I’ve been contemplating the future of the Crossroads series, and while it will certainly continue, my thoughts have been on publication and the structure thereof. The piece was originally intended to be a ~100 page novella, but at this point, including the portions of it I have yet to post, we are closing in on 200 pages, to say nothing of additional material that would be required in a published form to provide context. And even then, we’re only 30-40% through the story!
The direction I decided on was to break it into the oft-stereotyped trilogy, to which end, I will be posting the last few chapters of Book 1 in the coming weeks. As with the stories in Promises, the chapters will remain up while editing happens, which could be anywhere from 3 to 36 months, and I will be hiding them when it comes time to publish the book. For those of you following, I want you to know that I appreciate you, and I’m happy you’re continuing, in whatever capacity, to join me on this journey.